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| Jack O'Neill Meow Thai Evensen |
I can hear the voice-over in my head:
The most interesting cat in the world isn't content to nap. He reads Saint-Exupéry in the original French. He enjoys Disney films. He likes to take long walks along the beach. When he chases a mouse, the mouse feels honored to be caught.
Hummingbirds visit him just to chat. He only drinks bottled Evian water. He is a gourmet cook. He adores opera. Fleas don't bite him out of respect.
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| Jack being distracted for a minute |
He collects modern art.
He and Schroedinger's Cat, Walter, were college roommates and BFFs. [He recently heard a rumor that Walter was dead, followed by another rumor that Walter was alive. Hmmmm.]
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| Jack posing for the camera |
His fur is silky and is always groomed perfectly. Lady cats travel long distances just to get a glimpse of his fabulous whiskers.
He is... the most interesting cat in the world.
He is my Jack.
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