|Jack O'Neill Meow Thai Evensen|
The most interesting cat in the world isn't content to nap. He reads Saint-Exupéry in the original French. He enjoys Disney films. He likes to take long walks along the beach. When he chases a mouse, the mouse feels honored to be caught.
Hummingbirds visit him just to chat. He only drinks bottled Evian water. He is a gourmet cook. He adores opera. Fleas don't bite him out of respect.
|Jack being distracted for a minute|
He collects modern art.
He and Schroedinger's Cat, Walter, were college roommates and BFFs. [He recently heard a rumor that Walter was dead, followed by another rumor that Walter was alive. Hmmmm.]
|Jack posing for the camera|
His fur is silky and is always groomed perfectly. Lady cats travel long distances just to get a glimpse of his fabulous whiskers.
He is... the most interesting cat in the world.He is my Jack.