Okay, you've no doubt heard all these dumb jokes before:
It's so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk.
It's so hot the hot water is coming out of both taps.
It's so hot the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs.
It's so hot we're eating chilies to cool off our mouths.
It's so hot the Mayor is thinking of imposing drastic restrictions on water usage. So far all Celebrities have been told not to top off their swimming pools, and illegal aliens have been asked to bring their own water from home.
It's so hot my electric bill for running the A/C is higher than my rent.
"Wow. I am really enjoying this 100+ degree weather with high humidity!" said no one ever.
Jack and I are planning on having a quiet weekend at home, sweating. Hope you have good one!